A couple of years ago an airplane crash landed at the San Francisco airport. Witnesses described it as “cartwheeling” down the runway. Cartwheeling. So now, whenever I fly, no amount of wine spritzers or expired pain killers from the dentist can erase that phrase from my memory.
Read more »I used to have a popular pie cart called Pie Fridays. I’d wheel it out on Fridays but that wasn’t why it was called Pie Fridays. It all started on Friday nights in a bar in San Francisco. I was a bartender there. I took over Friday nights expecting to make way more money but […]
Read more »don’t know if there’s a god and I’m not at all religious but this thing happened to me a couple of years ago that made me a little bit more of a believer. I’m going to preface this story by admitting that, at the time of the incident, I was listening to a lot of […]
Read more »Thank You San Francisco! There’s this weird thing that people in San Francisco do that I think is really condescending, disingenuous and gross but also funny and ridiculous. Instead of taking their old used filthy junk to the dump they pretend like they’re doing everyone a huge favor by offering it to us…for FREE! They […]
Read more »An Open Letter: Dear City of Pacifica, I was wondering if you could please not do an extra long and louder than usual emergency alarm test siren the day after the President threatens earth with nuclear war in a snarky tweet. I have experienced your weekly emergency siren test many times over the […]
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