If you’re going to have a household accident that causes facial disfigurement or scarring, I would suggest that you should have that accident during a worldwide pandemic. Recently, while making Pupusas, hot oil splashed out of the pan and scattered all over my face, barely missing my eye.
I now have large purple blotches and oozing, bleeding scabs all over my actual face. Normally this would be affecting my self esteem but not now. There’s a pandemic out there and California has a mandatory mask rule. I just put on my N95 and some shades and I look cool as hell. Thank you Pandemic!