Be Mine!
My valentine has eight legs, two heads, floppy ears, velvet skin and drools when presented with string cheese.
My valentine gets farty after eating eggs, is not a reader and can’t hold down a job.
But my valentine is hopelessly devoted, has endless kisses and never judges me.
My valentine loves car rides, long walks on the beach and toys that squeak.
And I couldn’t be luckier.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
